My locker room pep talk(we are using a tent outside of the Rusty C. on 5th St. And Fowler)for the Blue Scouts, "Please remain on the sidelines during the entire game". We will not put white or gold jerseys on or do any cross-dressing with those colors this year. Switching shirts when coaches are short handed. Remain calm, the clock will run without stopping for the entire second half. Don't worry about 8 different coaches working with Special Teams. All fair catches on punts. Avoid getting chewed out if you stay away from that man standing behind the Quarterback with his arms folded. When it rains, place the blankets and towels over the sandwiches. Do not give any to the two elderly gentlemen guest coaches, without the password. This year the secret word is DEFENSE. They won't know it because we never have any. So there will be plenty of pick nicking after the sweaty boys go to the showers after kissing their sister. Should end in a tie or who will remember the score any ways?
We need more help on the OL, therefore on our best behavior when you see the Graham Family. Try not to flirt with the Cheerleaders, that ruins any chance I have. Hopefully they won't be turned off by my Panther Blue Shirt that has Go ESCORTS on the front with a little Cardinal on it and CHEATERS on the back with a little Fedora Hat insignia below. This was custom made by one of the Decatur St. Darlings over Valentines Day(yes, she hand stitched it and baked cookies over a hot oven with little on except her mind). Go Team and remember if you can't play a sport, be one!
