Not to get all Will Bynumial on you Techsters, but 99.99% of these rumors don't compute. Here is the 00.01% that does:
-Mike Lonergan is really named "Dick". JT622 never lies to us. Unless he talks of his winnings. He likes to fire the I.R.S. up.
-Jeff Capel is mulling over an interview with Bob, or Bobber has already chartered a chopper to Dah-rum and met with him. Interested because where there is money, a wife is pushing you.
-Jay Laranaga, Bryce Drew have never seen the inside of our big Melon Arena.
-Melanie is not a huge "hoops fan", and Stech81 will drink to that.
-Buzzforlife was only joking about having "shooting coaches", not the bald, short, fat donor with money wearing a Ga. Tech hat. Some have Nicholson, some have Bill Murray, some are Cuban in Texas. We proudly announce, Danny DeVito is our dude.