CDL(not the commercial drivers license, instead our new assistant coach recently announced after the Twitter announcement, probably awaiting a media press conference in a formal announcement with the rest of the staffing), was recently credited by a large media source as the one who recruited and bagged RJ Hunter to Ga. State University....
.....which takes us back five years to the celebratory dinner table in The Hunter Homestead in Indianapolis, Indiana. Ron Hunter: Honey, I took that job in Downtown Atlanta that nobody really wanted. No, not the one in Midtown. They have a short little guy from Dayton for that gig. Please order me the Brad Stevens Chicken Sandwich from Rooster's, you know I'm on that coaching diet so my tail can fit in a sliding chair. RJ: Mom, can I have two of the Bobby Knight Burgers, since I need to get off the Karen Carpenter diet for my playing weight to go up? Ron: Hey Son, remember that punk we beat named Hewitt in Atlanta a few years ago? He hired an assistant named LaBarrie a couple years ago. I'm going to hire that guy since Shorty Gregory doesn't like recruiters not named after money(Dollar). Mom, will continue clipping my fro and now take on this new guy and his hair mop. We won't get rich off this job, but we need to move down there soon and pay Darryl something tangible. He will be my chief recruiter and Everick Sullivan second in charge should I fall or take a nap with my "new sneakers"off. You need to call Clark Francis and Bob Gibbons and tell them you are not going to stay with IUPUI. We need to make it look like CDL is solidifying you with a Ga. St. commitment. That should make me look good in hiring him. Tell your sister we are moving so she can dump that boyfriend. Is the takeout food here yet? Honey, also round up some more shoes for the kids in Tangenia. Gene Keady sent a Fed Ex box by the door with 20 pairs of Joe Barry Carroll's oldies.