- capri pants
- no socks
- always holding a styrofoam waffle house cup
- "itssss money down!!!"
- having the student section throw fake dollar bills with your picture on it
- worrying more about what the band is doing instead of coaching (still happening today btw)
- didn't he try to have a DJ in the stadium that first year?
- are we lifting weights on the sideline??? wtf
- forcing a deep raspy voice when he talks. You know that's not his real voice
- keeping assistants that are clearly terrible
- citadel
- niu
- 3 wins, 3 wins, 3 wins
- unable to do basic formations (punt protection)
- constantly using words like "relentless", "leadership", "maximum effort", "big time". Just stop bro
- disappearing from social media in year 3. Hiding?