(Non GT ) Texting abbreviations for us older people

[stech81]

As we get older we need to keep up with the younger generation, so here are a few texting abbreviations we can use they may not know

1 ATD: At The Doctor's
2 CR: Can't Remember
3 DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
4 FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
5 GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
6 PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
7 ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up
8 SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
9 TOT: Texting on Toilet
10 OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 

[GTJT622]

MBI: My Balls Itch
SMB: Scratching My Balls
NTL;JDGAC: Not Too Long; Just Don't Give A Crap

 

[Buzzforlife]

STECH=Sexy Touching Equalibrium Can Handle
GTJT=Good Time Joke Teller