Top 10 things to occupy my time not watching Tech play in a MEG this year

[GTJT622]

With all due respects to that great American, my friend, and the next Public Relations Director for the Donald Trump For Presidential campaign, Top10B, I give you my Top 10 things to occupy my time not watching Tech play in a MEG this year...(it's 4 hours given back to me for meaningful productivity)...

10. Finally get around to having that stare-down match with my loveable beagle, Ginger.

9. Build a snowman out front of the double wide. Add a sign above it that says "Snowmen Lives Matter!"

8. Attend Abe Vigoda Fan Club annual convention and sell some of treasured nudie pics portfolio of him for 2016 beer money.

7. Design the statue of Tech FB commit, Xavier Gantt. (side note, you girls thinking 3 Heismans or 4 for Mr. Gantt?)

6. Exterminate ISIS. I've got to quit putting that off.

5. Wager on cricket matches in India.

4. Finally get around to developing that beer that burns fat, tastes great, and extends male genitalia by 3x.

3. Call Gallery Furniture and ask for the Wolfman...see what happens.

2. Submit scientific thesis to the National Football League on what is and is not a legal reception on a forward pass.

and...

1. Attend Braves tryout. I think I actually may have a shot this year.

 

[stech81]

1) go to McDonlds and ask for German fries because I don't like French fries.
2) find a jogger run in front of them and scream "stop chasing me"
3)pretend I'm calling the FBI and stand near someone and describe what they are wearing.
4) buy some bird seed plant it and see how long it take to grow birds.
5) get on a crowded elevator with a bag in my hands and say "darn my snake got loose again

 

[GTJT622]

Great ideas. I planted some bird seed recently and here's what grew out of it...

...the package said best used when visiting Athens, Georgia.

 

[Buzzforlife]

The Wolfman died(I miss him, even though he stole my Silver Skillet breakfast while hiding it in his beard)not just the ones in film. If they put him on the line, it will be an imposter with a high pitched voice or Stech81 taking a proctology exam for Cobra retirement insurance.

5)Enough with those crotch tales, nobody is going to look on the floor-you are a Caucasian!

 

[stech81]

GTJT on your Braves try out you do know you could make the team. Till they move to Cobb County.