Terrible Conferences, the worst ever

[yourpetcatjacket]

How bored am I? Does the phrase trying to create the worst themed fake conferences ever with the bonus objective of having at least four AAU teams sound


Sun Belt Metropolitan Conference
Auxiliary

1. Duke
2. Memphis
3. Miami
4. Old Dominion
5. Rice
6. Tulane

Capital

1. Florida State
2. Georgia Tech
3. NC State
4. South Carolina
5. Texas
6. Vanderbilt

Go State
East.

1. Appalachian State
2. Ball State
3. Georgia State
4. Middle Tennessee State
5. Ohio State
6. Penn State

West

1. Colorado State
2. Iowa State
3. LSU
4. Michigan State
5. Mississippi State
6. Oklahoma State

Great Northern Conference
Great Lakes

1. Buffalo
2. Michigan
3. Northwestern
4. Pittsburgh
5. Western Michigan
6. Wisconsin

Interior

1. Army
2. Cincinnati
3. Eastern Michigan
4. Illinois
5. Iowa
6. Norte Dame

Pacific North
North

1. Air Force
2. Cal
3. Colorado
4. Minnesota
5. Utah
6. Utah State

Pacific

1. Boise State
2. Hawaii
3. Oregon
4. Oregon State
5. Washington
6. Washington State

Small Town South Conference
Coastal

1. Coastal Carolina
2. East Carolina
3. Florida
4. Maryland
5. Georgia
6. Virginia

Interior

1. Auburn
2. Bowling Green
3. Clemson
4. North Carolina
   
5. Ole Miss
6. Virginia Tech

 

[Up State Jacket]

How do you keep us and the ass sniffing bitches in different leagues? We got keep those $hit eatters in the same league as us.

 

[yourpetcatjacket]

How do you keep us and the ass sniffing bitches in different leagues? We got keep those $hit eatters in the same league as us.

This isn’t the objection I was expecting or indeed entirely understand