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I know the problem

stech81

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After watching and drinking 14 Bud Lights ( I'm on a diet ) I know what our problem is this year. We are a little weak on blocking for the run and pass. Not sure about the blocking on punts due to the fact we have a problem with the snap. We are also a little week on tackling . We have a problem on defense with stopping the run but make up for it being weak on pass plays.
We are doing good with the coin toss.
These are easy problems to fix. All we need to do is score more points than the team we are playing. Now I know what your going to say we not that good on offense. But we can still win by keeping them from scoring more than us. Yes I know we have a problem on defense.

The more I think about it the more I drink.

I'm going to need a lot more beer.
 
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Do your part...

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...just win the damn tailgate!

Happy Homecoming Wishes!!

Goooo You Fuzzy Beeeeeez!
 
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Here's the problem...

Y = chance of beating FSU
x1 = Tech scoring points
x2 = FSU scoring points
x3 = Tech winning the coin toss
x4 = stech81 winning the damn tailgate
x5 = weather
x6 = traffic
x7 = parking availability

After much research and consulting with the GTRI including running many logistic regression models, we have devised this formula...

Y = 0.8 x1 - 1.3 x2 + 0.3 x3 + 6.22 x4 + 30 x5 - 24 x6 - 0.1 x7

the p-value = 0.00

the R-Square estimated is 98.6%
 
Do to the fact I had to go to Southern Tech my math is not as good as yours. I saved some of my test to show you I can still do math.

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not a math but good answers

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Thinking ahead ( which is something I don't like to do ) Kickoff is a 7 pm. It will get dark ( something that happens each night) very quick after kickoff. When we get the ball ( meaning we would be on offense) someone needs to cut the lights off . Lets see if FSU can tell who has the ball. When FSU has the ball I'll pretend I'm working for ESPN and shine a big flood light in the QB's face face in order to blind him so he can't see.
 
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