Dear Santa Claus

[stech81]

How is it going big guy ? Hope all is well with you and Mrs Claus. Are all the elves hard at work ? Keep an eye out for Snowball he drinks more then the other elves.

Here is my list I want this year
1) An unlimited supply of Bud Light.
2) See if somehow you and get Coach Richt the head coaching job at South Carolina, then we can all laugh when they beat uga next year
3) To make uga fans happy please give them Lane Kiffin as their new Head Coach and if you can for laughs throw in Al Groh as the defensive coordinator.
4) Also if you can find 2 maybe 3 big fast strong defensive lineman for Tech next year would be nice. And thanks for the one from Australia,you may want to look there again.
5) Oh and if you can 10 or 11 wins in football next year would be nice. ( Please make sure 3 of them are Duke,unc,and uga)
6) I know this has not been on my list before, but for all my friends on here could you give them 20 plus wins in basketball, they do like basketball.
7) And if you can find GTJT's hat please get it back to him.

I'm sure I will add more to the list and some of them may want to add a few things.

P.S Please don't pee on the seat again this year my wife thought it was me.

 

[Buzzforlife]

Your number 3 is out, thanks to the "Smart"/dumb hire, hush hush!

If I could have three wishes from the big round guy:
1)A few new asst. football coaches for G.T., with a dose of CPJ broadening the scope of the offense. Although the odds of the latter happening, is like wishing for no more fruit cakes in December.
2)GT Athletics, including a search for the A.D.(wherever he is hiding)to be relevant again. Much like the early 1990's.
3)Selfishly, bring me a mom for my son-although if she is not sane or she is not breathing, I'll pass.

The most important "real wish" is for our friends on here to be happy and healthy, including their loved ones!

 

[GTJT622]

Dear (hiccup) s (hiccup) tech or whatever the hell your name is,

I'll get to it (hiccup) when I get the chance (hiccup). Now, leave me (hiccup) alone.

Avoid the (hiccup) ,

Santa

 

[stech81]

Dear (hiccup) s (hiccup) tech or whatever the hell your name is,

I'll get to it (hiccup) when I get the chance (hiccup). Now, leave me (hiccup) alone.

Avoid the (hiccup) ,

Santa

Never mind I'll ask the Easter Bunny, I always liked him better

 

[BornAJacket]

I'm glad this isn't the other forum, because there is not 6 there and I really would like to see 20 basketball wins for the men this season.

 

[GTJT622]

Never mind I'll ask the Easter Bunny, I always liked him better

Ahhh, screw the (hiccup) Easter Bunny. That a-hole owes me (hiccup) money. Whipped his white tailed ass in poker for (hiccup) over a grand about a month ago (hiccup) and as usual that bass turd hasn't (hiccup) paid me.

I already (hiccup) told you I will get to it (hiccup) when I have a chance. You really are getting (hiccup) pushy now. If you do go (hiccup) to EB, tell him to (hiccup) pay me my damn money or I'm going to send (hiccup) Yukon Cornelius over to kick his (hiccup) ass.

I don't play around when (hiccup) people owe me cash.

Happy F'ing Holidays,

Santa

 

[stech81]

Ahhh, screw the (hiccup) Easter Bunny. That a-hole owes me (hiccup) money. Whipped his white tailed ass in poker for (hiccup) over a grand about a month ago (hiccup) and as usual that bass turd hasn't (hiccup) paid me.

I already (hiccup) told you I will get to it (hiccup) when I have a chance. You really are getting (hiccup) pushy now. If you do go (hiccup) to EB, tell him to (hiccup) pay me my damn money or I'm going to send (hiccup) Yukon Cornelius over to kick his (hiccup) ass.

I don't play around when (hiccup) people owe me cash.

Happy F'ing Holidays,

Santa

Look Santa don't make me ask the Tooth Fairy for help.Just give me what I ask for this year, or else I'm telling Mrs Claus, Betty Sue got what she ask for last year.

 

[Buzzforlife]

See you found the Betty Sue bribe shot. The one where Santa's beard has some strange coloring in it...same color as Betty has, by crackie!

 

[Buzzforlife]

How do you feel about the "Great Pumpkin"?
We played on offense about like Charlie Brown and the gang, a few days after Punkin' Pie day this year.

Glanced over at another GT website tonight...a few are calling each other four letter words. On here we only have to put up with a Santa on the rag, I mean on the suds.

 

[GTJT622]

OK, I finally sobered up enough to respond to your requests. See below...


How is it going big guy ? Going good. Getting lots of leg this year up here at the North Pole. Hope all is well with you and Mrs Claus. She's nagging like never before, but is into threesomes now so life is pretty good. Are all the elves hard at work ? I haven't checked. But, considering how Mrs. Claus appears all of a sudden in heat, I will have her check. There's probably some kind of HR violation, but we run the place so what the heck. Wait. Maybe you meant that in another way. Woops. She'll enjoy checking anyway. Anything to keep her occupied and not nagging me. Plus, the elves will probably like it. Keep an eye out for Snowball he drinks more then the other elves. I like the ones who drink. Makes me feel less of a drunk.

Here is my list I want this year
1) An unlimited supply of Bud Light. You will get a job offer to be 3rd shift QC Taste Testing Technician at a Bud Light brewery. Take the job and your wish is fulfilled. Don't take the job and it tells me you aren't serious about this wish (and don't ask again). Be there early on your first day of work and don't smoke any weed at least 2 days before so you can pass the drug test. Drink all you want, but don't smoke weed.
2) See if somehow you and get Coach Richt the head coaching job at South Carolina, then we can all laugh when they beat uga next year He's already heading to Miami so he can continue to torment Ga Tech fans and Paul Johnson every season. Will be strange seeing Spray Tan Boy at the ACC Media Day, getting his spray tanned picture taken with all the other ACC head coaches, playing golf and spreading his greasy spray tanned sweat onto others and junk.
3) To make uga fans happy please give them Lane Kiffin as their new Head Coach and if you can for laughs throw in Al Groh as the defensive coordinator. Looks like they are going with Kirby Smart. Which begs the question, will this be the first time the words "Georgia" and "Smart" will be used in the same sentence?
4) Also if you can find 2 maybe 3 big fast strong defensive lineman for Tech next year would be nice. And thanks for the one from Australia,you may want to look there again. Your wish will be granted. I already gave you Cerge-Henderson and St. Amour. Let's not act like I've been holding back. And the year before, Freeman.
5) Oh and if you can 10 or 11 wins in football next year would be nice. ( Please make sure 3 of them are Duke,unc,and uga) I have to be honest, the only way I can give this to you is if you become a fan of another team.
6) I know this has not been on my list before, but for all my friends on here could you give them 20 plus wins in basketball, they do like basketball. Denied. They will get 15 wins and be thankful for it.
7) And if you can find GTJT's hat please get it back to him. Screw him. He's been very bad this year and ain't getting nuttin'.

I'm sure I will add more to the list and some of them may want to add a few things. Don't add more. You've already asked for too much. As far as the rest of them, screw them too. I've got leg to chase.

P.S Please don't pee on the seat again this year my wife thought it was me. OK. I'll pee on your floor then. If you leave the fire going again, I'll have to pee that out too. I drink a lot of beer so I have plenty of pee to go around. I'll save up just for your house. Thanks for the heads up.
Oh and one more thing...Have a Merry F'ing Christmas!

Santa

 

[stech81]

OK, I finally sobered up enough to respond to your requests. See below...


How is it going big guy ? Going good. Getting lots of leg this year up here at the North Pole. Hope all is well with you and Mrs Claus. She's nagging like never before, but is into threesomes now so life is pretty good. Are all the elves hard at work ? I haven't checked. But, considering how Mrs. Claus appears all of a sudden in heat, I will have her check. There's probably some kind of HR violation, but we run the place so what the heck. Wait. Maybe you meant that in another way. Woops. She'll enjoy checking anyway. Anything to keep her occupied and not nagging me. Plus, the elves will probably like it. Keep an eye out for Snowball he drinks more then the other elves. I like the ones who drink. Makes me feel less of a drunk.

Here is my list I want this year
1) An unlimited supply of Bud Light. You will get a job offer to be 3rd shift QC Taste Testing Technician at a Bud Light brewery. Take the job and your wish is fulfilled. Don't take the job and it tells me you aren't serious about this wish (and don't ask again). Be there early on your first day of work and don't smoke any weed at least 2 days before so you can pass the drug test. Drink all you want, but don't smoke weed.
2) See if somehow you and get Coach Richt the head coaching job at South Carolina, then we can all laugh when they beat uga next year He's already heading to Miami so he can continue to torment Ga Tech fans and Paul Johnson every season. Will be strange seeing Spray Tan Boy at the ACC Media Day, getting his spray tanned picture taken with all the other ACC head coaches, playing golf and spreading his greasy spray tanned sweat onto others and junk.
3) To make uga fans happy please give them Lane Kiffin as their new Head Coach and if you can for laughs throw in Al Groh as the defensive coordinator. Looks like they are going with Kirby Smart. Which begs the question, will this be the first time the words "Georgia" and "Smart" will be used in the same sentence?
4) Also if you can find 2 maybe 3 big fast strong defensive lineman for Tech next year would be nice. And thanks for the one from Australia,you may want to look there again. Your wish will be granted. I already gave you Cerge-Henderson and St. Amour. Let's not act like I've been holding back. And the year before, Freeman.
5) Oh and if you can 10 or 11 wins in football next year would be nice. ( Please make sure 3 of them are Duke,unc,and uga) I have to be honest, the only way I can give this to you is if you become a fan of another team.
6) I know this has not been on my list before, but for all my friends on here could you give them 20 plus wins in basketball, they do like basketball. Denied. They will get 15 wins and be thankful for it.
7) And if you can find GTJT's hat please get it back to him. Screw him. He's been very bad this year and ain't getting nuttin'.

I'm sure I will add more to the list and some of them may want to add a few things. Don't add more. You've already asked for too much. As far as the rest of them, screw them too. I've got leg to chase.

P.S Please don't pee on the seat again this year my wife thought it was me. OK. I'll pee on your floor then. If you leave the fire going again, I'll have to pee that out too. I drink a lot of beer so I have plenty of pee to go around. I'll save up just for your house. Thanks for the heads up.
Oh and one more thing...Have a Merry F'ing Christmas!

Santa

Thanks Santa : Oh and one question with Richt going to Miami will he still need the spray on tan with all the sunshine down there in Miami ? Just need to know if I need to sell my stock in " Mr Richt's Spray Tan " before the price drops.

 

[Buzzforlife]

Dear Santa;

Please amend the wish list to give us a few more. Wishes, not brewskees for you, mind your red tush:
4)An associate athletic director for female sports that will listen to our suggestions, investigate the probability factor before tossing them in file 13 or dumpster 622(when the wind is strong enough to blow them past Va. Beach). When a certain Buzzforlife takes his free time, dragging his poor son to every retirement home north of Lenox Square, seize the opportunity to provide discount tickets to the Women's Hoop Contests. Give them the normal group rates next year, let's get them interested in our product first. CMJ embraces the concept, you need to ultimately approve it with an open mind. UConn needed them, and it has to start up like they did it.

My friends might have some ideas, please be kind, otherwise I'm sending Jon Tenuta to grease your North Pole. No slip and falls needed, Ken Nugent is not taking cases for the rest of 2015.