Beesball Midweek: Tue vs Cesspool, 6pm (ESPN-3)
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Rain in the vicinity. Chances of more tonight appox. 60%. Only God and Buddah know for sure.
We will bee there! Will attempt to interview CJP for the Rivals 6 or is it now the Hateful Eight?
Submit your questions for him under the current basketball thread. One of mine will be a preview of the Sophmore Jinx. Does it exist in his mind because 2017 is what counts? Although if he states this one is too late to judge him on, I will ask for anticipation of one in 2018.
We will bee there! Will attempt to interview CJP for the Rivals 6 or is it now the Hateful Eight?
Submit your questions for him under the current basketball thread. One of mine will be a preview of the Sophmore Jinx. Does it exist in his mind because 2017 is what counts? Although if he states this one is too late to judge him on, I will ask for anticipation of one in 2018.
About 18 years ago, in response to a request to list questions for O'Leary, I pieced together a list of about 20 questions which I thought - and still think - were obviously jokes. Some moron printed them out and handed them to O'Leary to which he was of course not pleased. I learned later on that he knew they were all in fun and no harm-no foul.
So, in hopes that we understand the above paragraph of course, here are my Top 10 questions for CJP...
10. What does he do when he runs out of Miracle Whip?
9. Should we expect 7 or 8 national championships over the next decade? I'm struggling with setting the proper expectation.
8. Will our players place their hands over their hearts during the national anthem? Apparently, this is very important to at least one of our fans...well, assuming he still shows up and/or pays attention anymore.
7. Danny Hall - fire him now or wait until after the season?
6. Can he coach our football offensive line?
5. Can he coach softball?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
3. Can he make good biscuits and gravy? (that's in case stech81 wants to marry him some day)
2. Will he be open to adding Calvin Johnson to his coaching staff?
and...
1. Is he disgruntled yet?
So, in hopes that we understand the above paragraph of course, here are my Top 10 questions for CJP...
10. What does he do when he runs out of Miracle Whip?
9. Should we expect 7 or 8 national championships over the next decade? I'm struggling with setting the proper expectation.
8. Will our players place their hands over their hearts during the national anthem? Apparently, this is very important to at least one of our fans...well, assuming he still shows up and/or pays attention anymore.
7. Danny Hall - fire him now or wait until after the season?
6. Can he coach our football offensive line?
5. Can he coach softball?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
3. Can he make good biscuits and gravy? (that's in case stech81 wants to marry him some day)
2. Will he be open to adding Calvin Johnson to his coaching staff?
and...
1. Is he disgruntled yet?
Too funny!
-Think I should inquire about riding Marta like Terry Stotts did?
-What will he do if the Big Hooter has a silicone leak again if we are playing against Tony Bennett, who might be humming "Singing in the Rain"?
-Is he bisexual, in case a certain entity wants to spread butter on his biscuit and sausage?
-Can he help raise attendance for WBB? Several Jewish Synagogues in the Clermont District, Toco Hills, Tilly Mill, et al.
-Should those daughters start playing Volleyball now? We will need them. Kurt let us down sending Gracie to Missy St. or somewhere else.
-Will he help me with the Blue Team, we need more bodies from the grassroots? Plus I have to recruit against the white and gold team poachers promising beer, credit cards, blow, babes and escorts. Not that a 20 year old is interested in those vices.
-Any experience finding hats or assisting with making statues?
-Ron Hunter is asking for more shoes. Can he get John Salley's brother to donate some?
I would never hand him a list from you. Will plagiarize your questions as my own and verbally inquire. Calling it the Oral Orientation from the Hateful 8!
-Think I should inquire about riding Marta like Terry Stotts did?
-What will he do if the Big Hooter has a silicone leak again if we are playing against Tony Bennett, who might be humming "Singing in the Rain"?
-Is he bisexual, in case a certain entity wants to spread butter on his biscuit and sausage?
-Can he help raise attendance for WBB? Several Jewish Synagogues in the Clermont District, Toco Hills, Tilly Mill, et al.
-Should those daughters start playing Volleyball now? We will need them. Kurt let us down sending Gracie to Missy St. or somewhere else.
-Will he help me with the Blue Team, we need more bodies from the grassroots? Plus I have to recruit against the white and gold team poachers promising beer, credit cards, blow, babes and escorts. Not that a 20 year old is interested in those vices.
-Any experience finding hats or assisting with making statues?
-Ron Hunter is asking for more shoes. Can he get John Salley's brother to donate some?
I would never hand him a list from you. Will plagiarize your questions as my own and verbally inquire. Calling it the Oral Orientation from the Hateful 8!
Need some baserunners, Jackets!!
Let's go, Tech!!!
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Let's go, Tech!!!
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