What is a Velemoochi?

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And why does it start threads here?

 

[GTJT622]

My wife says it is a floor wax and I say it is a whip topping...

 

[ESPNjacket]

My wife says it is a floor wax and I say it is a whip topping...

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a'going on here?

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[GTJT622]

Not sure if this is qualifies as a wide wide world of sports, but it always was in my neighborhood...